i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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