Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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