Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Randomize
