its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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