we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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