I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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