they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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