yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Is this like a preordered booty call?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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