Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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