need another drink. this is the easiest way
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
All the doctor said was why
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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