We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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