their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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