I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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