Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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