We're facebook friends in real life
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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