At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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