He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Randomize