He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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