Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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