I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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