quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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