it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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