oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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