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what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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