I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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