party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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