This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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