it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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