I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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