you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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