Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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