I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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