Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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