i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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