Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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