these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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