my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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