Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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