Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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