No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
not ubering you a puppy
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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