i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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