evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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