apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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