Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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