I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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