ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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