I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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