Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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