i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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