I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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