should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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