i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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