You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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